RULE ONE:
Never screw (over) your partner
GIBBS' RULES
ALT RULE ONE:
Never let suspects stay together
ALT RULE TWO:
Always wear gloves at a crime scene
RULE THREE:
Never be unreachable
ALT RULE THREE:
Don't believe what you're told, double check
RULE FOUR:
If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second best is to tell one person if you must. There is no third best.
RULE FIVE:
Don't waste good
RULE SIX:
Never say you're sorry, it's a sign of weakness
RULE SEVEN:
Always be specific when you lie
RULE EIGHT:
Never take anything for granted
RULE NINE:
Never go anywhere without a knife
ABBY'S RULE NINE:
Always keep a spare
RULE TEN:
Never get personally involved in a case
RULE ELEVEN:
When a job is done, walk away
RULE TWELVE:
Never date a co-worker
RULE THIRTEEN:
Never, ever involve lawyers
RULE FIFTEEN:
Always work as a team
RULE EIGHTEEN:
It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission
RULE TWENTY-TWO:
Never, ever interupt Gibbs in interrogation
RULE TWENTY-THREE:
Never mess wih a marine's coffee if you want to live
RULE TWENTY-SEVEN:
There are two ways to follow; 1.They never notice you; 2.They only notice you
RULE THIRTY-FIVE:
Always watch the watchers
RULE THIRTY-EIGHT:
Your case, your lead
RULE THIRTY-NINE:
Thers is no such thing as a coincidence
RULE FORTY:
If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are
RULE FORTY-FOUR:
First things first, hide the women and children
RULE FORTY-FIVE:
Clean up your mess
RULE FIFTY-ONE:
Sometimes - you're wrong
RULE SIXTEEN:
If a guy thinks he has the upper hand, break it